May 2012
21 posts
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know
me: does it look like i give a fuck
Watchlexilouwhowho:
wtf??
April 2012
30 posts
Watchvintagewhores:
reblogging again cause I can’t breathe OMFG
attractive friend: wow im so ugly
me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
when walking down the hallway at school
me: get out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
This is life.
epic-galaxy:
People destroy you. They let you down and they leave. You never completely know anyone, no matter how well you think you do. They will always come and go. There will always be some truth about them you don’t get to know, or maybe one day you’ll find out, and you’ll wish you never had. Just for once, I wish I could know what it feels like to trust someone completely and not have them...
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
